Milk Jug Storm Trooper

http://www.filthwizardry.com/2010/10/milk-jug-storm-trooper-helmet.html

Chick Magnet

Just find a stencil for a baby chicken and use it to cut out about 20 or so on yellow construction paper (layer the paper 3 or 4 deep so you don't have to cut too much).

Wear a nice outfit and use loop or double-sided tape to plaster them all over you.

Lucy...In Disguise...With Diamonds.

Wear a swiss-dot dress, a Lucille Ball wig, Groucho Marx nose and mustache, and carry a basket of rhinestones.